Get Hooked on a Girl Named Fred'¦ He said: Fred Oday is a girl? Puh-leeze. Why is a girl taking my best friend's spot on the boys' varsity golf team? She said: Can I seriously do this? Can I join the boys' team? Everyone will hate me'especially Ryan Berenger. He said: Coach expects me to partner with Fred on the green? That is crazy bad. Fred's got to go'especially now that I can't get her out of my head. So not happening. She said: Ryan can be nice, when he's not being a jerk. Like the time he carried my golf bag. But the girl from the rez and the spoiled rich boy from the suburbs? So not happening.