The Awesome, Almost 100% True Adventures of Matt & Craz 1 UH-OH IF MATT WAS A BETTER CARTOONIST AND CRAZ hadn't been dropped on his head as a baby, the gym wouldn't be a gigantic beehive. The student council would still be populated by humans. And a horde of pirates wouldn't be sword-fighting with Mrs. Bentz, a decent enough lady, but a terrible English teacher. Unfortunately, Matt's no Picasso and Craz can't stop making stuff up, which is why they're both hiding inside a locker, desperately trying to come up with a plan to get Kilgore Junior High back to normal. On the plus side--they don't have to hand in their English assignments. Excerpted from The Awesome, Almost 100% True Adventures of Matt and Craz by Alan Silberberg All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.