Shatner rules : your guide to understanding the Shatnerverse and the world at large
Shatner provides a collection of witty rules for living, illustrated with stories from his own illustrious life and career.
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Shatner, William. Shatner, William > Humor. Actors > Canada > Biography. |
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Autobiographies. Humor. |
- ISBN: 0525952519
- ISBN: 9780525952510
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ix, 251 pages : illustrations - Publisher New York : Dutton, [2011]
- Copyright ©2011
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Shatner Rules : Your Guide to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large
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Table of Contents
Shatner Rules : Your Guide to Understanding the Shatnerverse and the World at Large
Section | Section Description | Page Number |
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Introduction Rule: Start Every Book With An Introduction | p. 1 | |
Chapter 1 | Rule: Say "Yes" | p. 5 |
Chapter 2 | Rule: To Be Shatner, You Must Know Shatner | p. 15 |
Chapter 3 | Rule: Busy Is Measured In Units Of Shatner | p. 21 |
First Rule For Turning 80: Just Smile. You're Lucky You Made It | p. 31 | |
Chapter 4 | Rule: Go West, Young Man. And Leave The Map At Home | p. 35 |
Chapter 5 | Rule: Stay Hydrated | p. 45 |
Chapter 6 | Rule: It's Good To Bury The HatchetùSo Your Former Costars Won't Find It And Use It On You | p. 51 |
Chapter 7 | Rule: Get The Damn Line Right! | p. 61 |
Chapter 8 | Rule: Always Have A Spare Set Of Underwear On Hand | p. 71 |
Chapter 9 | Rule: Eat What You Kill! (Provided It Doesn't Kill You First!) | p. 77 |
Chapter 10 | Rule: If Anyone Asks You To Star In A Movie Shot Entirely In Esperanto. Say "Kiam Kaj Kiel Multa?" | p. 87 |
Chapter 11 | Rule: Balls Are Important, But Stones Are Money | p. 95 |
Chapter 12 | Rule: You Can Always Find A Good Friend In A White Crowd | p. 105 |
Chapter 13 | Rule: Know When To Turn Shatner On, And When To Turn Shatner Off | p. 111 |
Chapter 14 | Rule: Grab Life By The (Golden) Throat | p. 121 |
Chapter 15 | Rule: Respect The Artistic Process Of Others, Even If Their Process Takes Forever | p. 129 |
Second Rule For Turning 80: Don't Be Afraid To Ask For Help | p. 137 | |
Chapter 16 | Rule: Don't Trust The Facebook | p. 139 |
Chapter 17 | Rule: Remember Where You Came From... Eh? | p. 155 |
Chapter 18 | Rule: If You Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth, You Might Find More Gifts! | p. 165 |
Chapter 19 | Rule: Know Which Conversations Require A Bullet-Proof Vest | p. 173 |
Chapter 20 | Rule: Talk Is CheapùUnless You Can Make Money With A Talk Show | p. 183 |
Chapter 21 | Rule: Birds Of A Feather Flock Together. But They Make For Dull Football Parties | p. 191 |
Third Rule For Turning 80: You're Eighty. Say What's On Your Mind | p. 195 | |
Chapter 22 | Rule: If You Go To The Land Down Under, Thumb It! | p. 203 |
Chapter 23 | Rule: Dying Is Easy. Dying On Stage While Doing Comedy Is Easy, Too | p. 213 |
Chapter 24 | Rule: Settle For Second Billing Only If The Top-Billed Act Can Beat You Up | p. 221 |
Fourth Rule For Turning 80: Get. Out. Of. Bed | p. 231 | |
Chapter 25 | Rule: Don't Die. You'll Miss Out On All The Lifetime Achievement Awards | p. 239 |
Acknowledgments | p. 249 | |
Photo Credits | p. 251 |