Attention, reader: You're going to love this book! No, really, you are. It's got everything you could ever want: comedy, drama, action, heart. Plus--are you ready? It's got homework! Ahh yeah! And a trip to the best place ever, the dentist! Ahhhh yeahhh! Additionally--brace yourself--it's got raisins! Nature's candy. Ahh Yeahhh! This book is so great, you won't be able to stop reading it. I dare you not to have fun.